Oh yes, I do.

I plan on going all Emily Dickinson 

On your ass,

And I know how to do it, too.

But my particular brand of Emily 

Has no name.

It's a generic brand

That you might secretly find at Costco,

And fall in love with,

And never tell a soul

Because you don't want everyone else

Knowing about the treasure

That you've stumbled accidentally upon.

But you will hoard me.

You will buy cases and cases of this stuff

Because you worry that I could be

Discontinued,

And the fatal shock of running out of me

Would be too much to bare.

This morning you took a brand new jar

Down from the shelf,

And barely opened it,

Just to take a whiff and listen

As I stated rather flatly,

"I'm nobody, are you?

Are you nobody, too?"

Then twisted the lid back quickly

And snug, to be fresh again

For next time.

-jenn