It Scare Me

It scares me when people come
Out of the bathroom stall smiling.
I kind of hate to go in there after them.
That big grin on their face

Like a Cheshire cat scares me.
Are they really that proud

Of what they've just done?
That they left a monumental dump of nuclear poop?
I really don't want to know, do I?
Of course I'm sitting here now

Writing out this "poem,"
And laughing out loud at times as I do,
So I will probably exit this stall now
With the proverbial shit-eating grin on my face,
Which will probably terrify

The poor woman who was standing
In line behind me...

-jenn long