A man was caught
In lewd behavior
With a goat.
He hired the best attorney
Funds could buy—
One known for compiling
Sympathetic juries.
As the trial commenced,
The scene was described,
How the goat stood still,
So patiently.
The bailiff heard
The jury foreman say,
“A good goat
Will do that, don’t ya know?”
-jenn long
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