Quantum Non-Locality, Mother Hubbard, I Live Here

I found I didn't have to choose,
For I'm not limited by reality.
I can do it all at once.
The laws of quantum non-locality
Afford me the challenge,
And the quest,
And a band of universal light
Upon my wall.
... And so I caught a pilot wave
And busted loose from my critical mass,
Told the norms to kiss my ass,
And said, “I’ll take it all,
Please.”

-jenn long