Thick as a Brick

I’m laying it on real thick today

I’m gonna see just who can handle it

I got Herbie Hancock on my radio Squealing out the Watermelon Man

I’m in the drive-through of Wendy’s

About to try out this big heavy smear of seduction

On the man in the cashier window

A big husky crow is perched on a Yaupon Holly bush to my right

He’s got half a hotdog bun in his beak 

And he’s ready to fight

Anyone who tries to steal it

And Herbie is still squealing some funky beats

And I’m in a state of happy bliss

I’ve just been kissed by an angel 

My heart’s been pricked 

And I’m feeling sexy

So I’m smearing it around 

I’m gonna lay it on real thick 

And see who can handle it

-jenn