Reversal Roll

 Finally we have the roles reversed here in America.

Well, almost.

I was riding my motorcycle by

And saw this guy 

Bent over tending flowers in his front yard grass.

“Hey! Nice ass, Big Boy!” I almost shouted.

I’ll have to rehearse

Just a little bit more

If I want to floor him

Like those construction workers

Down on Main Street do me.

But how will he reply?

Will he shrug me off with a passing glance,

Or yell back gruffly,

“Keep it in your pants, Honey!”

Well on second thought,

Maybe we’ve not evolved very far

Over here, in America, after all.

-jenn