Why is a cat better than me?

Because the cat knows

When to take a catnap,

When to allow the catnip

To free it's mind, and chase its tail,

And pounce on shadows

To no avail, and when to rub up

On its human's knee,

And demand to be petted and loved,

And that's how a cat 

Is better than me!

But, why?

-jenn