My son says if they ever institute the draft again,

He's not going to bother going to Canada.

He has decided he could hide forever

And survive just fine

At Walmart.

He plans to sleep in between

The toilet paper and paper towel aisles,

Because he says he can make a soft bed,

And that's the one place he figures 

No one will turn him in,

Because people buying TP and PT

Are in a hurry and don't really want 

Anyone to see them,

And they have their own messes on their mind,

And so they don't have time to meddle

In someone else's dilemma,

And therefore, are much more likely

To be some sort of sympathizer

At that particular moment.

-jenn