Two wrongs don't make a right,

But three lefts do

In Lubbock, Texas.

Now, not so, in San Antone.

You take three lefts there,

And you're on your phone,

Not paying attention?

Next thing you know

You'll be in Lavernia.

But two rights will make a very wrong in Dallas,

If you wind up on Harry Hines Boulevard.

I leave the steakhouse, and only ate a salad

And had a glass of tea,

But I feel drunk and smell like money 

All the way home,

Just from driving there with the windows down

And thinking of you while I dined alone.

-jenn