I'm finally old enough and wise enough to know
What colors look best on me,
And I'm not controlled by the media
Or some patriotic hatred for Baylor or UT.
I look good in burnt orange, green apple, and TCU purple,
And frankly, red raider red does nothing for me.

Maybe, had I known then what I know now,
I'd've picked an arena of higher education
Better suited to my face.

-jenn