Sunday, October 29, 2017

They've asked me to play Cynthia Rothrock
In the upcoming Hollywood blockbuster,
The Life and Times of Cynthia Rothrock,
The great female Kung Fu mistress of the silver screen
From the eighties,
(The 1980's that is.)

Because although Cynthia could play herself
She doesn't look like an older version of herself
Like I do,
Or at least like what her fans think she would look like.
She dies her hair brown now,
And has lost about twenty pounds.
Oh, and she's not willing to sleep with Harvey Weinstein,
Oh
(And he can't make her.)

-jenn

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