Sometimes I pretend I'm married to roger mckickough.
He wouldn't let his wife wear makeup,
And I don't feel like wearing any today.
And sometimes I feign marriage to brent bartau,
Who never let his wife wear a bra.
That appeals to me some days.
And sometimes I pronounce me
Married to myself
And do whatever the hell I want,
Whenever the hell I want to.

-jenn