It all started out as a conversation 

About banana puddin.'

A woman on her cell phone 

Waiting at the bus stop,

Then she got quiet for a minute,

And her expression changed,

And then she said, "I don't know who

You're trying to make jealous,

But it better not be me!"

Then she hung up.

And I thought to myself,

"Some fool done messed up

And ain't gettin no banana puddin tonight!

-jenn