It had been so long since we've heard from them.

They'd written us off,

But they finally called today

Just to say "hi,"

And to ask how we were doing.

So I said, "Fine!

Really grand!

We're all having sex changes

And can't wait to come for Christmas this year

To show our new selves off!"

But to myself I thought,

"Karma sure is a bitch!

Because this is probably what you git

For always telling your daughter 

She should've been a son,

And for telling her sons that you'd 

Been hoping for granddaughters.

Well, you'll finally have what you wished for,

Will you be satisfied now?"

-jenn