If we squeeze up together just right

We could lie under the Christmas Tree tonight

Make love to one another til dawn

Yawn and then say Merry Christmas 

And it truly will be

Me lovin you

You loving me

It's Christmas Eve 

I've got hard rock 

Funkadelic hardcore jollies blaring in the kitchen

The trash truck just went by

But tonight you and I will squeeze up tight

Between presents that aren't ours

And spend the hours

Waiting for the clatter

It might just be the Christmas tree

Falling over and us

Getting tangled in the tinsel and garland

Me lovin you

You lovin me

Not a dream of sugar plum fairies

Just the way it oughta be

Me lovin you

You lovin me