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If the fun police come,

I've made a vow

Never to tell them that

You've given me more love

And fun than the law would allow.

I'll just say I'm

Holding it for a friend,

And if they find some in my pants,

I'll tell them,

"These are NOT MY PANTS!" 

So have no fear,

They'll never hear it from me,

Unless they offer me

A REALLY good plea deal

-jenn