If a Hyperborean Maiden comes to you,

And asks you a favor,

You're screwed.

Damned if you don't, and if you do

What she asks,

There'll be Zeus to pay.

Especially if they tell him how cute

They think you are!

So carry your moonbeams in a jar,

And be on the lookout

For Hyperborean Maidens.

Be sure to see them before they see you,

And stay very far away from them,

No matter how lovely or distressed 

Those damsels appear to be.

-jenn