There may be many ways to Jesus,

But there is only one way to Walmart,

And I went down it wrong.

I found out when this new aged hippie gal

Honked at me and shot me the finger

And screamed some blood curdling obscenities my way.

I smiled and waved

And put my hand in my purse

On the pepper spray.

I saw she had one of those "COEXIST" stickers on her Subaru,

But I was ready just in case,

Because even though hypocrite comes in all sizes,

There seems to be nothing more intolerant 

Than some of the peace-lovin parking lot nazis

In sheep's clothing around here.

-jenn